Back office / operational dread

Someone has filed the business plan under forbidden topology.

The printer only prints Belyi maps. The calendar invites are all for last Thursday. Still, the margins look incredible.

Memo 01Do not let the couch approve budgets alone.
Memo 02All exits must be described up to isomorphism.
Memo 03The client loved the proof but disliked the hallway.

Actual contact, possibly

Reach the human before the site becomes more certain than you are.